and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
