yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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