best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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