this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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