i just google imaged poop.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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