It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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