You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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