like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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