I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
this just has baby written all over it
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I think your dad took our porno
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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