i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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