I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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