doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wanna bring you to show and tell
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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