Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
The air was thick with penises
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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