WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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