Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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