You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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