he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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