Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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