I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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