Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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