As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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