Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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