we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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