Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
That reminds me...we need to get swords
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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