spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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