He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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