My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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