u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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