good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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