I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
