She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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