she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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