i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I could have mohawked her pubes.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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