she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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