Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Even my vagina gasped.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He better not be in your backpack
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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