omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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