He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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