xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
try to milk me bitch
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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