y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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