We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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