In the future we'll all be gay
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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