That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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