Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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