even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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