thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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