just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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