Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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