Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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