she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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