Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Floor bacon is actually really good
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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