I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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