3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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