he shaved USA in his pubs
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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